---Alice Abrams

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Thursday Thirteen - "Gentle Thoughts"

Gentle Thoughts for Thursday---

1. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

2. A penny saved is a government oversight.

3. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

4. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

5. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

6. He who hesitates is probably right.

7 . Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL?"

8. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

9. If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame.

10. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble .

11. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

12. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."
13. Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.


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Zenmomma said...

Those are all pretty funny! Great list for a TT.

Shari said...

"The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends." - This is so true. I wish that I had known this 5 years ago when I was younger; I should have gotten the weight off then.

Pretty Life Online said...

nice thoughts for TT! Hope you'll visit mine too...

Ronnica said...

Number 3 is so true! It's definitely something I struggle with.

My T13: 13 Old Lessons I'm Still Learning

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Lois Grebowski said...

#12...OMG, I never really thought about that!

Happy Thursday! HUGS!

Travis said...

#3 is so true.

Happy TT!

Linda said...

Yes, I am quite familiar with #4 on this list most unfortunately!

Daisy said...

Number 9 made me laugh out loud!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

really good belly laughs honey! thanks...

smiles, bee

Linda said...

Hey Gracie, I popped back to let you know that you've been tagged for a new meme over on my blog! Hope you can play!

Mikiye Creations said...

These cracked me up!!!
I NEEDED that today.