Left Behind?

For those of us who don't

know our left from our

right, this just might be

the perfect gift!

I don't want to anger

my dispensationalist buddies,

especially since I was raised up

in that belief system, but someone

really had a terrific idea in rebuttal

to the LeHaye series of books!!!

Not to be outdone, a couple of atheists

have dreamed up the perfect plan. They

will, for the right price, send your last

instructions to all of your friends and loved ones after the Rapture. In other words, your "I Told You So" letters! Don't you know they'll make a small fortune!