Funnies in the News

With all the bad stuff in the news, I found a couple that should provoke laughter and not
tears!
San Diego: "A lit candle in a voodoo supply shop sparked a fire, destroying the San Diego Store."
Yep, gotta watch those zombies. You turn your back on 'em and they're burning your store
down...

"A San Diego man who was allegedly poaching lobsters was caught with six of the creatures
stuffed down his pants. Lobsters in the San Diego area do not have pincers."

Now, the last sentence cracked me up. You know what we were all thinking!