My E-Mail

I love opening my e-mail accounts (all three of them!) and scanning the addresses for mail from friends. Lately, my "friends" consist of Xanax, Ambien, that guy in Nigeria and somebody who wants to know if I want a longer penis. Considering I don't have one, I certainly don't want a longer one, thank you very much!!!

My yahoo account does a much better job and catching spam than my main account does. Good grief! This morning, I had 140 e-mail just on one account! Of those, ten were keepers! What's up with that???