IN LIFE AS IN THE DANCE : GRACE GLIDES

ON BLISTERED FEET.
---Alice Abrams

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Thursday Thirteen - Self-Improvement Workshops

Since most of us would like to enter the new year with new determination to improve ourselves, here is a list of some proposed workshops:

SELF-IMPROVEMENT WORKSHOPS
1. Creative Suffering
2. Overcoming Peace of Mind
3. You and Your Birthmark
4. Guilt without Sex
5. The Primal Shrug
6. Ego Gratification Through Violence
7. Holding Your Child's Attention Through Guilt and Fear
8. Whine Your Way to Alienation
9. How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretense and Ostentation
10. Dealing With Post Self-Realization Depression

BUSINESS CAREER WORKSHOPS
1. Money Can Make You Rich
2. Talking Good: How You Can Improve Your Speech and
Get a More Better Job
3. Career Opportunities in Iran

Be certain to sign up quickly as these spots will fill-up fast! More exciting
workshops coming next week!!!


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18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fun TT.
Thanks for stopping by
Maribeth
www.marnini.wordpress.com

MissDJM said...

haha this list is funny.

Sign me up for #1 and 7!

Thank you for stopping by have a great weekend and Happy T13!

Pretty Life Online said...

Happy TT! thanks for dropping by!Hope to see you always around...

Laura @ Laura Williams' Musings said...

Happy TT!

Thanks for stopping by mine!

http://laurawilliamsmusings.blogspot.com/2008/01/thursday-thirteen-13-thing-on-my.html

Desert Songbird said...

I need to take #1. #9 seems to be one many of the residents of my community have taken...multiple times.

mom huebert said...

I think my parents must have gone through the basics of number 7 when I was little. (Sigh.)

"Money Can Make You Rich"-- what a novel idea!!

By the way, you commented on my blog and it appears you think I'm busy, efficient and organized. Uh. Not exactly. It's sad that in 26 years of marriage I only have thirteen organizational ideas that actually worked! That's why I'm so proud of them!

Alice Audrey said...

I guess I'll go with Primal Shrug. I'd go for You and Your Birthmark, but no one can see it anyway.


p.s. Your soundtrack is wonderful, but it's jamming my computer. I'm on dial up.


http://aliceaudrey.wordpress.com/2008/01/23/thursday-thirteen-12-pros-and-cons-of-bifocals/

Flip Flop Floozie said...

My Thursday Dozen is up. Stop by if you have the time. Quite the list today. Going to work soon...Sandy

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Oh these are rich Gracie...More better and career opps in Iran have to be my two favorites. Very well done and thanks for the laughs. Big hug. :)

DrillerAA said...

Love this list.
I always had a suspicion that money could make you rich.

Nicholas said...

I did a double take there! For a moment I thought yo were serious.

Janet said...

too funny!

Coco said...

LOL... you're always soo creative, Grace! :)

Heart of Rachel said...

Hi Gracie. You surely came up with witty and really amusing workshop titles. :)

Odat said...

I could use some of those courses!

P.S. I also want to thank you for your kind words and well wishes during my difficult time..you're an angel.
Peace

Linda said...

Money Can Make You Rich ...

Who knew?? Certainly not me as I have no money and can't seem to get any no matter how many hours I work! Perhaps I should sign up for this one!

Loving Annie said...

snicker. Those 13 made me laugh, Gracie !

Travis said...

HA! I like #2 - sometimes we just can't belive things are great and we feel calm in our thoughts. Just gotta stir up some drama.