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Thursday Thirteen - P.C. Cats
In honor of all my cat-loving friends!
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Politically Correct Terms For Cat Owners:My cat does not barf hairballs ~ he is a floor/rug redecorator
My cat does not break things ~ she helps gravity do its job
My cat does not fear dogs ~ they are merely sprint practice tools
My cat does not scratch ~ he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator
My cat is not a "shedding machine" ~ she is a hair relocation stylist
My cat is not a "treat-seeking missile" ~ she enjoys the proximity of food
My cat is not a bed hog ~ he is a mattress appreciator
My cat is not a dope addict ~ she is catnip appreciative
My cat is not a lap fungus ~ he is bed selective
My cat is not a ruthless hunter ~ she is a wildlife control expert
My cat is not evil ~ she is badness enhanced
My cat is not fat ~ he is mass enhanced
My cat is not lazy ~ he is motivationally challenged
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My cat does not fear dogs ~ they are merely sprint practice tools
My cat does not scratch ~ he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator
My cat is not a "shedding machine" ~ she is a hair relocation stylist
My cat is not a "treat-seeking missile" ~ she enjoys the proximity of food
My cat is not a bed hog ~ he is a mattress appreciator
My cat is not a dope addict ~ she is catnip appreciativeMy cat is not a lap fungus ~ he is bed selective
My cat is not a ruthless hunter ~ she is a wildlife control expert
My cat is not evil ~ she is badness enhanced
My cat is not fat ~ he is mass enhanced
My cat is not lazy ~ he is motivationally challenged
Here's the link for more Thursday Thirteen participants!
20 comments:
Great list! Happy TT.
And you know, many of those statements could be applied to my dogs as well...
those were great! My cats? All 13!
I fully agree THIS is the truth about cats ! The poor things are very often misunderstood, lol !
That is a wonderful list! :) What a cute Sphynx kitty photo. :) Of course, we Sphynx don't shed, and we usually aren't fat because we have fast metabolisms to help keep us warm! :) I really enjoyed your list!
AHHHH such a sweet kitten! Hairless like Drake! That was a very good list:)
Purrrrsw Miss Peach
LOL, I am also very often motivationally challenged. ;o)
Great list, and funilly, all these apply to my dog s well. Maybe she really got born again in the wrong body or something...
Nice to see you use one of my headers. :o)
love me some cats! thanks honey!!
smiles, bee
Great list - my cat just redecorated my living room carpet. Ugh!
Very cute! We LOVE cats around here! We have 5 plus a mini-schnauzer! This list is so funny! I can't wait to share it with my hubby!
I 'll have to show my sister this she will love it'
This is awesome Gracie. I love it. What a great TT presentation. Have a great day my friend. :)
wow what amazing music (was) coming through my headphones... now stopped bc I'm on this commentary page... Hi Gracie! I've just found you are NOT in my links.. I used to come by every week on that random blog button, which i was writing about tonight... they've gone and "updated" it so badly it doesn't work any more to just press and randomly get to a blog you don't know... that is what I call progress in the modern world... Hey I gave you a shout ~~ wahey!!
I didn´t play this week and we are not owned by a cat - but your TT is so cute I hd to come over and let you know!
How sweet! I love that list and all true too. We have been giving VALIUM to our SIMON!! he has been having the WORst problems!! I am so hoping this works..who knows what they are thinking when they do what they do...Blessings.
G'day from Australia,
Thanks for visiting me, Grace - and thank you for your very kind words of praise.
I've enjoyed my first brief visit here but I'll be back.
At the moment, I'm into the final stages of my second novel, so I might not be the most regular visitor for a while.
Do keep in touch
David
LOL That's a cute list!
I used to have a cat that was catnip appreciative. Then he would run through the house helping gravity do its job where ever he went :-)
This was so cute. I have added you to my Thursday 13 link.
Sounds about like my house which is ruled - alternately -by our two cats - Gracie, the elder and Nina, the young. One lazy now, and a bit senile too -after 16 years attending to a family, that wears a cat down you know and the younger is a little spitfire, always on the move, looking for other things to explore.
Great TT, Gracie!
One of my cats is sitting here, front paws on the edge of my keyboard, nodding agreement. Especially about the rug redecorator...
Love the picture of the sphynx!
Mass enhanced! I love that! That's definietly Mr Tucker.
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