Thursday Thirteen - Crazy Names!

I should have added to this that my grandmother was raised in Texas, home to the infamous Hogg family. Judge Hogg named his kids Ima, (substantiated) Hesa, and Yura. There have been a few more kooky names added to "Comments..."
I have an affinity for strange names. I worked for a county school office and had to process children's names and was horrified and the monikers some of these poor kids were saddled with!
I found a website with some humdingers on it, so even though it's going to be extremely difficult to limit this to thirteen, here are my favorites:

1. Twin boys - KASH AND KERRY

2. FLIPPER (boy)

3. KOTEX - pronounced KO-TAY (boy)

4. LAVORIS (girl)

5. FUZZBOT - pronounced FOO-BEAU (girl)

6. LOVEDEEP (boy)

7. FLUSHIA (girl)

8. Sisters, CRICKET and CLOUD

9. CONFESSION (male)

10. LEMONJELLO - pronounced LAY-MON-ZHELL-O (girl)

11. NOSMOKING - pronounced NAHS-MO-KING (boy)

12. MACARONI (boy)

13. KNIGHT SIR LANCELOT (boy)

This is just a small serving of the hysterical which borders on abuse! I purposefully stayed away from the ones with all of the apostrophes. No one can pronounce them anyway!