Thursday Thirteen - Movie Cliches

1. When a girl is in a house all by herself in a horror movie, it is always raining or thunder and lightening outside.
2. In all junior highs, the popular girls have big boobs, while the geeky girls are flat-chested.

3. In movies when a character is brushing his/her teeth, they never get toothpaste on their mouth or rinse out the toothbrush when through brushing.
4. Anybody eating chinese food always eats it out of the box with chopsticks.

5. If you try to get your ex-partner back by going out with someone else in order to make your

ex jealous, you will succeed but by the time you have achieved what you set out to do you will have fallen for the other person.

6. A good guy will never, ever, shoot a bad guy in the kneecap, even if it would be incredibly helpful to him.

7. In any musical, no matter how tough the gang and/or bad guy, they/he can always belt out a heartfelt melody in a deep and lilting baritone voice.

8. A woman´s shoes always make high heel clacking sounds, regardless which shoe type she wears.

9. Whenever at a bar or dance with loud music cranked up on high, the couple the audience sees talking have perfectly audible voices and can talk as though there is no music playing.

10. In most 80's action flicks, business men and security guards look like Huey Lewis or Bruce Springsteen.

11. The villain will always have thousands of henchmen working for him or a small army that follows him.

12. There is always a full moon when people go to bed. When the lights are turned off, a delayed light turns on, causing a blue cast in the room they could read by.

13. If you are going to be killed it has to be at a time when you are alone and it has to be at night and raining.

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