Thursday Thirteen - P.C. Cats

In honor of all my cat-loving friends!

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Politically Correct Terms For Cat Owners:

My cat does not barf hairballs ~ he is a floor/rug redecorator

My cat does not break things ~ she helps gravity do its job

My cat does not fear dogs ~ they are merely sprint practice tools

My cat does not scratch ~ he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator

My cat is not a "shedding machine" ~ she is a hair relocation stylist

My cat is not a "treat-seeking missile" ~ she enjoys the proximity of food

My cat is not a bed hog ~ he is a mattress appreciator My cat is not a dope addict ~ she is catnip appreciative

My cat is not a lap fungus ~ he is bed selective

My cat is not a ruthless hunter ~ she is a wildlife control expert

My cat is not evil ~ she is badness enhanced

My cat is not fat ~ he is mass enhanced

My cat is not lazy ~ he is motivationally challenged
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