A Tornado, Here???

Weird thing happened...

We were watching a movie when the weather cops broke in to broadcast a tornado warning for Kern County. WHAT? In Kern County? For one thing, that covers a lot of territory, landwise, and a tornado? Have they been drinking up at the weather service? Where in Kern County? Already they're telling people where to go in case of a tornado. Okay, tell us where the stupid thing is!!!

FINALLY! It's about 90 miles east of here. Thank you very much! But it was such a strange occurrence, it made the national news. They're calling it the Antelope Valley but we got the

warning. Nice to know they're all on the ball, isn't it?

The weather we know we're having is HEAT! Relentless heat. It's midnight and it's still 90 very hot, stinkin' degrees. It was supposed to be 107 today but it didn't quite make it. All together now: Awwwwww.