IN LIFE AS IN THE DANCE : GRACE GLIDES

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---Alice Abrams

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Thursday Thirteen - More Old New Sayings


MORE NEW OLD SAYINGS...


1. - Don't byte off more than you can view.

2. - Fax is stranger than fiction.

3. - What boots up must come down.

4. - Windows will never cease.

5. - In Gates we trust (and our tender is legal).

6. - Virtual reality is its own reward.

7. - Modulation in all things.

8. - A user and his leisure time are soon parted.

9. - There's no place like ( http://www.)home(.com)

10. - Know what to expect before you connect.

11. - Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.

12. - Speed thrills.

13. - Give a man (or for that matter anyone) a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use The Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

15 comments:

sheryl said...

This was truly lol funny! Thanks :)

Nicholas said...

Funny list!

Wolfie said...

Hahaa..funny list..

Mags said...

:) There's no place like www.home.com....lol.

You silly girl!

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

I love these Gracie. How cool. Have a great TT and I love you too. :)

betty said...

lol!!

Lazy Daisy said...

Loved the list....Thanks for the giggle this morning.

Dixie said...

*giggles* too funny!

SJ Reidhead said...

I love it!

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Denise Patrick said...

Those were really funny. Great "updates" to those old sayings. Unfortunately, too many of them are very true.

Happy TT!

Loving Annie said...

Hi Gracie !!! Big hugs and Happy Upcoming Thanksgiving to you !

Loving Annie

Travis said...

Hehehehehe

I experienced #3 several times yesterday.

Cindy Swanson said...

These were great! I especially liked #11. :)

You have a great-looking blog!

Muhabbet said...

Good.! Thanks For Sharding..

zwinky world said...

hahahaha LOVED NO. 13!